Just less than two weeks and I am getting sadder by the day. Not so much that I will be missing the trip (this brings plenty of sadness by itself). Moreso for the likes of Dad and Uncle Bob. They are going to put up with a lot from their boat partners in two weeks.
You see, Trent's running of his mouth was tolerable up until last year. Now Uncle Bob has to deal with Trent's new-found, "I-am-the-best-thing-that-has-happened-to-fishing-since-the-hook-was-invented" mentality. He will be unbearable. It almost makes me think I have good fortune that this is my off year.
Poor Dad has to fish with Larry Dillon. "Where do you want to drag that Erie Dearie today Larry?" My guess is that Larry points Dad in the direction of a lot of places "Me and Bernie really tore 'em up here before". In reality Larry will have never fished there before and continue to lead Dad on wild goose chases all week while reeling his spinning reel upside down and backward and driving the boat with the wrong hand. To say nothing of the fact that Dad will be forced to get up and go fishing at 4:30 am because Larry had to piss. Gonna be a long week for that boat.
It is EASY for me to see the Troy/Andy boat will be victorious this year. Bernie and Aaron, you ask? My guess is that one of them gets wet on account of the other before the week is up.
Good luck to all of you a-holes. I hope it rains all week. Except for Saturday. The second one.
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The trip won't be the same without you and Aaron. You guys add a lot of laughs.We Couts Boys need to keep this trip going. I'm not sure how much longer the Chutes will be there for us. Here's to the 2011 trip. (I had to take a drink of coffee instead of beer since I'm at work.)
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