Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Angler Spotlight: Larry
How he ever finds time to fish with the amount of energy he devotes to being a pain the ass to the rest of the planet is beyond me. But, oddly he still finds time to drag that damn Erie Dearie around the bottom of the entire river.
Larry is pretty unpredictable in terms of what he will catch from one year to the next, but one thing is certain; His boat partner will contemplate jumping ship several times throughout the week. With as much crap that spews from Larry's mouth the rest of us may not have worry about the flies, they'll find him.
Somehow though, year after God Bless-ed year, Larry manages to stumble upon one or two big fish while never getting up from the back-side protecting donut he carries with him. I have theories on why that is but we'll save that for another time.
Prediction: I don't think Larry can be counted out of anything...unfortunately. But as I said earlier, if he fishes with Bob, they are both out of the running. He won't win, he'll cry foul, he'll say he isn't coming back, and we'll do it all again next year.
Larry is pretty unpredictable in terms of what he will catch from one year to the next, but one thing is certain; His boat partner will contemplate jumping ship several times throughout the week. With as much crap that spews from Larry's mouth the rest of us may not have worry about the flies, they'll find him.
Somehow though, year after God Bless-ed year, Larry manages to stumble upon one or two big fish while never getting up from the back-side protecting donut he carries with him. I have theories on why that is but we'll save that for another time.
Prediction: I don't think Larry can be counted out of anything...unfortunately. But as I said earlier, if he fishes with Bob, they are both out of the running. He won't win, he'll cry foul, he'll say he isn't coming back, and we'll do it all again next year.
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I guess this year Larry is bringing a commode chair instead of the boat seat. That should save at least 2 to 3 shore stops during the week.
ReplyDeleteTroy said, that Bob said, that Bernie said, that Larry said, if Larry has to go, Larry HAS TO GO.
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