- We will stop twice before we get out of Ohio for Dad to piss.
- Bernie and Larry will be caught spooning in bed.
- Bernie will have the ugliest suitcase on the trip.
- Larry will use two rolls of paper towels blowing his nose.
- The tractor will quit running half way up the hill.
- Someone will catch a 24 inch or bigger walleye.
- The day someone runs to the pines for ice it will rain like hell.
- Andy will tell Troy to pull up his own damn anchor by the end of the week.
- Troy's ears will swell up to the size of oranges from the black Flies.
- Dad won't catch a walleye all week.
- Aaron H. will throw Bernie out of the boat for not netting his pot-winner.
- There will be a black bear sighting.
- My wrists will be sore from catching so many fish.
- Ryan will be sorry he didn't take extra rod and reels after he breaks his on a snag.
- Aaron C. will remain hook free.
- Andy C. will win more fish pots than everyone, except me.
- Last but not least, everyone will have another outstanding trip.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
A few predictions for this year's trip
After some careful thought, I believe the followingthings will happen during this year's trip.
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I think it is awesome I made the list twice and I will address both:
ReplyDelete"Someone will catch a 24inch or bigger walleye." Well duh. The only thing I can say is you could have been a little more specific. You could have said "Someone in my boat will catch a 24 inch or bigger walleye." That REALLY narrows it down...if you know what I mean.
"Ryan will be sorry he didn't take that extra rod after he breaks his on a snag."
Now this is just silly. There is a 33% chance the rod I break will be yours. You shouldn't predict such things.
Good news from Sandusky,Ohio. Captain Mel has agreed to fly in to camp on Tuesday to give lessons to Trent on how to catch a walleye. Mel says that all are welcome to attend these classes. In the meantime Mel reminds Trent to keep his tip high.
ReplyDeleteOn another news worthy note, it has occured to me on who would qualify for rooky of the year. Andy took all honors last year. It would seem logical that only Aaron H. would be elegible this year. However,after further thinking, it occured to me that some members have been absent for several years. If you believe as some women do, in that if they abstain from sex for a period of time that they will grow their hymen back, then you must also agree that some of these absent members could qualify as rookies.I was thinking out loud....
I have no idea why Larry got the most votes for biggest A-hole that has ever gone on the trip with us. It just doesn't make any sense.
ReplyDeleteLarry has a point, however, Trent has only been away for one season. His hymen would barely be scabbed over. I do not feel he should be considered for any rookie honors. On the other hand a couple of other members have been away for several seasons. They may have had enough time to grow a set of ovaries. If their breast size is greater than that of a Jeeny Ranger then they should be considered. Larry can do the checking.
ReplyDeleteLet me be clear, I have no problem winning Rookie of the Year and Fisherman of the Week. However, me thinks Big Fish and No Pulp might be the same typist. Oh, also, dirty old men...the both of you.
ReplyDeleteI don't make the bullets. I just pull the trigger.
ReplyDeletei think it fair to say that I will win the most fish pots and Uncle Trent will win the least.
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