I'm a liar, Trent's got a drinking problem, and Bernie's still getting pushed around by his older brother. We got some issues to work out. I called a dozen counselors, explained all our situations and asked if they'd go on the trip to fix what's broken. They all said no and advised me to get a few more WTF awards and one referred me to a hit man. After hearing Ryan's audio from last night, he offered to work for free, but he's poorly reviewed on Angie's list. Probably going to pass. Anyway, I propose we settle this like fisherman. Simple challenge. Who wins more pots? Younger brothers or older brothers? By weeks end, we'll definitively know if its better to be an older brother, younger brother, or not a brother at all. I like the way our YB team shapes up. Me, Steve, Trent, Bernie, maybe Will.
Sharpen your hooks fellers, we got pots to win.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Challenge accepted. We have been trying to help and teach you little bastards for years with nothing but resistance and a lack of gratitude. We have been trying to improve the quality of your relationships, the life expectancy of your liver and improve the general status of your mental health. What do we get? A buch of pissed off kids that hold grudges. But, we'll do it again. We'll do our best to teach you that it is unwise to challenge your older brother to just about anything. Just so you agree in advance, no Moms allowed on this trip. If you want to run crying, you are going to have to run to Larry. Maybe this will finally be the lesson that finally hits home with you kids. Class will once again be in session in 6 days.
ReplyDeleteAll you brothers arguing Steve and me always got along. And I don't have to know how to turn on the computer as long as the old lady is here. She's leaving today and taking laptop with her. She don't trust me afraid I'll look at the porno sites. My duffle bags packed and I'm ready to go. Trent,Troy or Steve will keep you updated if I hear anything from Richard.
ReplyDeleteCamp Director
Texas Bob
Sounds like a Dream Team to me. I'm in.
ReplyDeleteWill and I were cornhole champs yesterday. Now that he is officially on the YB team I am confident we will win the challenge
ReplyDeleteConnor is a seasoned veteran. You guys are screwed.
ReplyDeleteYB-OB Challenge...very interestingcould be alot of fun. I'm in.
ReplyDelete