A couple from 2011 and 2013

Put this on repeat for a good night's sleep.

Just a little preview of what everyone is in for....

Canada 2015

Just renewed my sportsman card
trying not to wait until the last minute this year
figure this site will be back up and running this year since Ryan is going!!!!!

holy smokes

Is it real 16 days away?
Thanks Ryan for the updated blog.. it's the least you could do since your not going..
i have my fishing licences and that's about it.
now is about the time to start looking for you passports

signed
looking forward to it but not at all ready

There. I updated it.

Have a good time.  Jackholes.

Change of venue - IMPORTANT

Packing of vehicles will now be done at the palatial Couts estate in Gilmore, OH.  I have it on good authority that the mosquito population on Main St. has reached the intolerable level.  2nd only to the place we are packing to go.  Please confirm you are aware by commenting on this post.  Only one West Virginian required since you are all riding together.

I am obviously aware...and thankful.

ONE

No...not the place I will finish for fisherman of the week (although technically correct).  That is how many more days I have to work.  One day of work, one more trip to the horse barn and then make my way to Gnaden.  My Wawa bag is packed...the only thing left is the shower stuff.  I am ready to go.  In fact, I have been ready for 3 months.

Bernie/Cody

I don't care if you get any but I don't want to get up there and hear that I didn't offer to make you guys any jigs.  Scroll back to the beginning of this year if you want to see the product.  1/4, 3/16 or 1/8 oz jigs.  Red, White, Yellow, Orange, Pearl, Pink, Chartruese Yellow, or Chartruese Green.  Also assorted hair jigs if you are into that sort of thing.  Jig heads are 4 dollars for 25.  Hair Jigs are 3 dollars for 4.

Packing Details...

3 days....I have driven to Cleveland for the last time for the month of July.  I do however get to drive to Gnaden on Friday and immediately travel the same path back on our way to Canada but that is another story.  I should just be happy I am getting my pepperjack cheese.  There are no rules about how much cheese you can bring into Canada but there is for beer so here it goes.

Each person of legal drinking age is allowed 5 cases of beer so if we assume 3 adults in Bob's Truck, 4 West Virginians in Larry's, 2 in Steve's truck and 4 in Troy's:

Bob's truck should be packed with 12 cases allowing three duty free purchases.

Larry's truck should be packed with 16 cases allowing for 4 duty free purchases

The van should have 8 cases allowing for the 4 duty free purchases and then some.

Dad's truck, housing the non-compliant passport holder, will have only the duty free purchases for those adults. 

This is the method I suggest that would cause the least chance of hassle at the border.

OK...Here's the skinny...

So, in the event of future dumbassery.  Here is what is required to get into Canada and back home in the event that you lose your passport the week before the trip.  This is purely hypothetical.  No one has ever done this but just in case, I'll let you know how to get there and back.

Getting into Canada...Yeah, they don't care.  They just want your money.  Photo ID (or expired passport) and Birth Certificate.  Then fish to your little heart's content.

Getting into the United States from Canada:  You need to have a copy of your submitted PP paperwork with receipt of payment, expired passport or DL, and birth certificate.  This will get you back in to the states and looking forward to entering with a Passport the very next year...or the year after that.

This information was gleaned by calling Canadian Border Security Agency and the Soo US border patrol.  Also, Theron notes that it is a good idea to keep your expired Passport as it has come in handy for him a couple of times previously. 

One last thing on this.  When we get to the border don't start handing stuff out the window.  Answer the questions asked of you and give them everyone's stuff if they ask for it.  The vehicle Theron and the boys are in should have the least amount of Alcohol required to make the other vehicles legal.  We have rock solid confirmation but no need to give them a reason to hassle.

Last Minute Details...

Now I know this won't mean a lot to some of you but just a reminder...

Socks
Towels
Wawa Bag
PASSPORT(OR OTHER REQ. DOCS)
Sunglasses
Money (I have singles to make change for fish pot, groceries, etc.)
Shoes (I almost forgot this)

I am packed and ready to go.  Got me a new boat cooler last night.  My boat partner is going to love the temperature of their beverages.

I also have this big wooden box with a generator, trolling motor, battery charger, batteries, etc.  It is pretty heavy but I am sure you guys won't mind.

6:00 AM between the white fences.  If you are going to Canada, be in a packed vehicle by 6:30.

Longest week of the year.

And all is right with the world.

The Everett boys are in.  Couple phone calls to the Soo Border Crossing and got all the requirements and then Theron called to confirm.  Done.  I just got three votes in my favor when the official vote goes down.

Brotherly Love Challenge

I'm a liar, Trent's got a drinking problem, and Bernie's still getting pushed around by his older brother. We got some issues to work out. I called a dozen counselors, explained all our situations and asked if they'd go on the trip to fix what's broken. They all said no and advised me to get a few more WTF awards and one referred me to a hit man. After hearing Ryan's audio from last night, he offered to work for free, but he's poorly reviewed on Angie's list. Probably going to pass. Anyway, I propose we settle this like fisherman. Simple challenge. Who wins more pots? Younger brothers or older brothers? By weeks end, we'll definitively know if its better to be an older brother, younger brother, or not a brother at all. I like the way our YB team shapes up. Me, Steve, Trent, Bernie, maybe Will.

Sharpen your hooks fellers, we got pots to win.

Hahahahahaha....

Aaron can't figure out how to post from an identical device to the one I am currently using.

A stressful week afoot

For Theron anyway.  You see, the one thing he was sure he could count on was his passport being where it should be.  It's not.  We are pursuing all the avenues.  Long story short, he may be driving to Detroit on Monday.  Also, Canada says you don't need a passport.  I will just say this....there is a lot of stuff going on to believe I have this WTF locked up.

Message from Big Fish..to Troy

This message is to Troy from Big Fish...Big Fish says he's got saugeage gravy biscuits covered so don't buy the stuff.  He has beans and corn bread covered as well, just in case Walleye Killer doesn't catch enough for dinner.  He's back in the game.

Random thoughts...

Walleye Killer must be the epitome of efficiency.  A model for us all...as I look at my pile I figure I just might not get to eat or drink.  Another thought,  I know the beer ration must have been adjusted and probably the food, but what about worms?  I figure about 25%  to 50% more (Larry and Cody will only use half a worm...Pete and Repeat) so there goes at least 10% waste.  That and with 4 more guys, worm usage could add up in a hurry. Bob's minnow trapping skills might be tested mightily.  Another thought,  this has got to be the longest week of the year.... only to be followed by the shortest!  Now to try to find things to keep me occuppied for the week...fishing is out...everything is muddy as hell!  Reading this blog is about the best I can do!

I Like It

70

All my gear: 

Ruck sack: clothes, rain gear, seat cushions, chair, mat for cot, shoes....37 lbs.

Cooler with misc goods, tackle box and reel case...33 lbs.  

Think my groceries weigh less than 30?  My beer is 54 lbs so I guess not.  Fellas, (you may want to sit down) we are going to be overweight.

See you in a week.  

Angler Spotlight - Bob C., Camp Director, Texas Bob

"Bob! Get down off that tractor and come read your angler spotlight!"

What a fitting way to end this run of spotlights as we come up on being a week away from heading on this trip.  He hasn't missed a year since Lincoln was president.  He ensures this trip runs like a well oiled machine, has his wife (the current one) do his blog posting, has his brother update us on the status of camp, and has his son drive him all over the river.  Delegation is the key to being a good leader.  He seems to have this down pat.  The problem is, you can't really delegate the ability to catch fish.  Especially with his boat partner.  This could be the year he takes that responsibility on himself.  Less hedge trimming and grass mowing and more fish catching.  If he gets a couple of pot winners early in the week, look out.  He could be on his way to making the magic happen.  If not, well, those paths don't make themselves wider.

A big thanks to the Camp Director for hosting the meeting, keeping the trip running smoothly, and keeping the paths wide enough for 16 people to get up the hill.  We all appreciate it.  Now go finish your yard.  It looks terrible.  

Predictions

1. Rick and Hunter will do the most fighting among boat partners.
2. Big Walleye for the week will be 28 1/4 inches.
3. Big Pike will be 34 inches.  The big ones are still not biting.
4. Larry and Cody will be the first boat fishing.
5. Theron's hands will look like hamburger at the end of the week.
6. There will be a disagreement over the FOW award but a clear cut WTF winner.
7. At least 2 broken or lost rods, and 3 lost pairs of pliers.
8. The big walleye of the week will be netted by a Hiber Net.
9.  Trent will not come in last in this year's Virtue Tourney.
10. Aaron Couts will finally win at least one fish pot.
11. Bernie will be bitching at Aaron H. every time something go's wrong for talking him into coming.
12. We won't get on the road to come home until at least 6:00pm.
13. I will not drink my whole bottle of Bourbon on Tuesday.
14.  Andy will win the big Pike of the week with his bum finger.
15.  This will be a trip we are talking about for years.

Angler Spotlight - Trent Couts

...and the moment you've ALL been waiting for...

Forget everything you thought you knew about predicting winners for FOTW.  Forget using an entire history of information as a basis for future performance.  Forget that Jillian's first walleye ever was over 20 inches.  Forget that it took Trent an eternity to reach that bar.  Forget all that and just look at recent history.  2009 is a well documented, and frequently revisited year for Trent.  29 inch Walleye, 41 inch pike (Not on the day of the Virtue.  Bernie knows what I am talking about.)  2011 saw his boat bring in 3 fish over 24 inches on the first day.  Trent is not only one of the best boat captains in camp but he is also quickly becoming the guy people look over their shoulder for in the fish catching department.  Is this year?  Put it on your calendar boys.  July 3rd, 2013, the day Trent is publicly named the odds on favorite (after me, of course) to win FOTW.  His challenge?  Staying on the water long enough to catch the big fish (that place doesn't landscape itself, ya' know.) Not to mention the fact, this is a full camp.  The co-camp director, while a self-assigned title, still comes with responsibility of ensuring each member of the camp has what they need to enjoy their week in the bush.  I think he is up to the task.  Time will tell.  Trent, this is the opportunity you have waited your whole life for.  Don't screw it up.

Edit #1:  screw it.  Trent wants to take the other side.  I always say, you can't win all the awards if you don't win the first one.  I will take my WTF award and add it to my shelf along with fisherman of the week.  You have all been up there with Trent long enough to know this prediction wasn't all that realistic anyway.  I think that is where I went wrong.  You have to make it a little bit plausible.   Also, Trent and Aaron C., you had better pray to everything holy you don't draw my name for the Virtue.  There is not a lure in my box that will get wet that day...and I am not bringing a filet knife.

Official Disclaimer:  If this were the TV show survivor, this is what would be referred to as trying to form an alliance.  You see, the backstabbing of my brother is bound to come up at some point (read: every day) during the week and I am going to need to drum up some support.  I don't think I am going to get it from Troy after his spotlight, so I have drifted into uncharted waters.

Where in the world is Mudslinger....?

I rely on Trent to keep things stirred up on this blog.  No such thing happening!  It's like trying to find Waldo.  Is he hiding or still lost in the wilds of the north? We need a little report on the Cannooks, the weather, the fishing etc.  There should be a non-participation penalty for not stirring up things before we all trek off to the great far north!

Note from camp directors little brother

Spoke with CD today who had called R.Glazer to see about fly in time. Well, apparently it is way to early to get an ETA or ETD. However we will have enough boats.  Regarding the concern for crowding at the table, I think we will be fine. The little table that holds Andy's magazines can be pulled out and will seat 4. I can eat while sitting on a beer, I mean pop, cooler. There are no real problems in paradise. (edited for a better grade-hoping for a C minus)

This makes for a nice trip up the river....

Lets hope it stays just like this....

Post Script:  I wouldn't want to be flying in this Saturday...Feels like temp is 93.  Yuck.

16

There are now 16 on this trip.  Theron has two nice, compact cots in carry bags.  I don't know that the meal stuff needs increased any but we may want to look at the bread and beer.  Let me restate:  We MAY want to look at the bread.  I KNOW we need to look at the beer.  I think we should determine ahead of time who is sleeping on the cots.  They may want to bring items to make the cots more comfortable.  I am willing to sleep on a cot but if one of the older guys wants to avoid a top bunk in the front cabin and take a cot, that is fine too.  I really don't care either way.  But there is enough whipper snappers going that I should be able to avoid a top bunk in the back cabin.  That is where I draw the line.  :)

The only other thing I can think of that would be nice is a couple of extra chairs.  Also, shift dinners?  16 people around that cabin table is next to impossible. 

Man this is going to be a good time.  It will be great to have everyone up there all at once.  This will be a rock picture for the ages.  See you all next Friday!

Angler Spotlight - Troy C.

First, let me apologize to Troy.  I intended to get yours posted after mine but things keep getting sprung on me at the last minute and I have to write last minute spotlights.  I am not pointing any fingers but if I were, they'd be pointing directly at Bernie and Cody.  Now, to the business end of this spotlight.  My feelings on Troy's chances changed dramatically once Andy went under the knife.  My god, the things Troy is going to have to do in that boat.  Sweet Brown, of YouTube fame, said it best when she said "Ain't nobody got time for that!"  (If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and watch the original clip.)  Troy was finally getting to the point when he didn't have as many duties in the boat.  Now he is right back to when Andy was 10.  There is almost a zero percent chance he can keep a line in the water long enough to win FOTW.  That isn't to say it won't be a good week.  They will have a good time.  They will catch fish.  But man, motor...anchor...put the stringer over the side....hand me a rod...can you get me a worm...I can't tie this knot with this finger...I got one can you get the net...go ahead and take that off the hook....put it on the third hook of the stringer...I need another worm...whoop, got cleaned on my other rod, need a minnow...I got one can you get the net...For six days straight.  Ain't nobody got time for that.  Keep him busy, Andy.  It is his job.

Angler Spotlight - Bernie H.

WTF?  I mean that in the best sense of the words.  I am no longer a mortal lock for WTF anymore.  I can now make a reasonable argument for someone else.  Bernie "the flipflopper" can boat big fish.  I honestly thought this was going to be a two or three horse race but because Bernie was nice enough to make us an even number in camp, FOTW just got a ton more interesting.  Not only does he become an immediate contender but he makes his brother one as well.  Bernie, you have just over a week to get your mind right, find your pink shirt and get everything packed.  Don't forget anything.  I would hate to see you take the lead on any other awards.  Glad to have you back, Big Fish.  By the way, Somewhere, Andy is sitting with his middle finger appropriately extended by a splint saying "I told you so."

No longer Orphaned...

As many of you know I got orphaned when Cody decided to make the trip.  Pete and Repeat just couldn't be separated for a week and Cody would not know what to do with that extra lotion he has for Larry while Larry was away.  So I considered not making the trip (for about 30 seconds),  and I thought about fishing 3 to a boat.  (Can you imagine Pete and Repeat all day long??)  I even considered fishing alone,  which might be sad ... a guy orhaned and crying in his beer.  I really knew the Couts boys would help me out no matter with another boat and motor.  Then I thought .... WWRD..(What would Ryan do?)  Screw his brother..So after a long and heated discussion with his brother...Big Fish is in.  Three cases of Bud light and a gallon of milk  and he's good.  I'm glad  I read back though these posts and was reminded that I too have a younger brother that with a little inspiration from Ryan ...I could screw!

2 weeks til Dinty Moore

in 2 weeks we will be enjoying some Dinty Moore over rice. Its the only time I ever eat that stuff and I'm looking forward to it. Mostly it means almost everything is up the hill.

Angler Spotlight - Cody R.-D.

This is obviously out of order but he pulled a Bernie and decided he really doesn't need that 9 days of summer pay that bad.  He can just drink cheaper next semester.  This is Cody's third trip.  Now, I don't like to make assumptions or accusations but I have come to the conclusion that we now have a gauge for just how awesome this trip is.  This is trip is just better than it is hard to put up with Larry.  How many times have the people Larry invited begin to waffle about their ability to go on the trip only to commit when it comes to brass tacks.  Anything that is good enough to convince a guy to put up with Dillon has got to be good.  But these two yayhoos will be too busy cutting people's trolling lines, catching ducks and beavers, and God knows what else to really be feared for FOTW.  Cody, you have two weeks get your mind right.  Don't forget your passport card.  Oh, and don't forget the special cream that Larry likes rubbed on his back at bed time.  Glad to see you on board.  Welcome back.  Also let me know if you want any jigs.  Rushed orders require and additional handling charge but I'll let you know what that is later.  I wouldn't worry about it, you have already given up a weeks pay for this trip.  You'll be alright.

Revise the menu

Just spoke with the camp directer (   the real one,not Trent)\-Cody is in- Anybody have a cot for him?
That will make 15. Glad to have Cody along. Anybody have one more guy to put on board, 16 will even uo the boats

To avoid panic

I know from time to time I look down at Ryan's checklist while I throw a few things in the corner as I start to get ready for this trip. One thing Ryan left off this list is something that had AC and I in a bit of a panic last year.. Might I recomend that you locate you passport now because getting one at the last minute can be very stressful and expensive. Lucky for both of us we did not have to.

So Beers up fellows only 14 more days

Two weeks

This is getting serious now.  Only three spotlights left.  One of them has a real chance at FOTW. One of them has an outside chance and one of them has no chance at all.

Our rediculously long range forecast for fly-in day: 78 and Sunny.  The rest of the week looks to be pretty cool.  I am gonna go ahead and wait because it may change once or twice between now and then....and then still be wrong.

If anyone needs a dry bag for their rainsuit or layers they peel off during the day, Walmart has one for 6 bucks in the camping section.

I started getting some stuff together and organized.  I have a few more jigs to tie and I think all the orders will be filled.

I don't think Trent and the family are getting any fishing in today. 

Angler Spotlight - Steve C.

Or, Dad, as I like to call him.  There have been some lean years of fish catching for this guy.  But in recent vintage, things have been looking up.  A lot has changed through the years; he is now in a boat seat, has an ugly orange hat, never fishes with the same person in consecutive years (I think we should explore why), handles gin like a right cross from Mike Tyson, and walks slower due to some tenderness in the nether-regions.  He has a lot going against him this year.  He will, at any point, be fishing with Connor, Will, Aaron or Ryan.  One of these people has never operated a net before.  One of these people needs concrete evidence of a net worthy fish before getting down off the boat seat.  Then there is me and Connor.  If he can catch his big fish while fishing with the right people, I really think he can make a run at FOTW.  He is due.  He knows where all the fish are and he even stands up to fish every now and again.  But if Aaron won't net his fish or Will can't get the Hibernet open...or he gets over-served before dinner...or his nether-regions hamper his ability to get out of the top bunk...or somebody puts his hat in the burn barrel...or he just generally reverts back to his "I haven't caught a walleye all day." years, it is going to be a long week...and it will still be the best week of the year.

Post Script - Now I know this isn't our style on this blog and I think he already knows, but I don't say it enough...Thank you Dad for taking me on this trip when I was 8 years old.  Some of my best childhood, and adult for that matter, memories are of this trip and I look equally forward to it every time I get the chance to go. 

Post Post Script - The above is in lieu of me getting you something nice in order to show my gratitude.  This trip is expensive.  Aaron knows what I mean.

Communications

I am bringing 3 hand held 2-way communication devices- we will need 4 more-

Odds and Ends....

It looks like our part of Ontario is set to get some pretty warm weather this week.  Let's hope this is the hot week and we get the 75 degree temps.

I just checked the radar and Trent seems to be having dry first day.

If the exchange rate keeps progressing at the current clip we will be back up to the good ole' days of 1.25 before our trip.

Theron made his final prep purchases this weekend and seems to be ready to go.

Aaron seemed really grumpy this past weekend.  I think he might need a vacation.

Angler Spotlight - Aaron C.

You know how sometimes the timing of things couldn't be worse?  This is probably one of those times.  I couldn't get a good read on him yesterday to really tell if he was still mad or not.  I am pretty sure he was just joking when he referred to me as "not family" yesterday.  Anyway, it is time for Aaron's spotlight and I should probably tell you what a great chance he has for FOTW and how this new found anger and resentment towards his "ex-brother" (as he likes to refer to me now) is going to help motivate him.  But I have to believe that the stress of knowing he is going on this trip 400 dollars short is going to weigh on him.  Let's be honest, (and I think we all are now) he hasn't been exactly raking in the fish pot money over recent years.  If he is going to contend for this week, he is going to have to put his hatred aside, raise another 400 bucks, and get serious once again about fishing.  I originally thought he and I would be fishing together a couple of days throughout the week but now I am not so sure he wants to nor am I sure if I want to.  I am sure it will be OK because I would imagine his energy will be best spent trying to get me in trouble when we get home.  I hope he is just able to enjoy his week.  Let's not get ahead of ourselves on the FOTW talk.  He has a lot going on. 

Here is how it all went down...

My wife and I were talking about the money we made for the garage sale and what percentage of the Canada trip this money actually paid for. She may have, and I can't say for sure, coaxed it out of me that it has been a running joke that for years she and another Couts wife (unnamed) could have been misinformed as to the actual cost of this trip. Now, my wife has known for years, apparently, the other wife has not.

It all went down Saturday night when my wife started a conversation like this...hey! Did you know there is an ongoing joke with this Canada Trip group about us thinking for years the trip cost xxx dollars!? Well apparently the joke was still going because "a day late" was mighty pissed and so was his wife. They were mad at two very different people.

Well, it snowballed from there because I told Sandy I should take 1500 with me knowing I would bring money back. Well Dad says "it has never cost that." Now my wife is pissed at me because she thinks I am a liar and am trying to get extra money. I got that straightened out. I am not sure how things got spun in Zoar but there is a pretty good chance I am going to have to buy Aaron something nice at Young's.

Three Weeks

New Fish Finder in this week.  Picked up a few other odds and ends.  Time to start slowly putting a clothes pile together.  Aaron C, this includes socks.

Trent, have a great week.  I don't know what you are going to do without the rest of camp carrying you all week but I am anxious to find out.  I think your goal for this week is to still be married when you return.  Everything else is just a bonus.

I have some hair jigs to make before we leave (still no order from the Camp Director) and a garage sale to run this weekend so I don't have to borrow money from Larry.

Get some new line on those reels, and get out the duffel bags.  We are getting close.

3 WEEKS!

Angler Spotlight - Ryan C.

I am not sure who has more trips me or Aaron but I know you have all probably been chomping at the bit to read this so here it goes.  I just don't see it in the cards.  Oh, don't get me wrong, I am not questioning my ability.  But 2011 was a banner year.  I am not sure anyone has ever won FOTW on back to back trips.  That 31 inch walleye (on an 1/8 oz jig) was a sight to behold even if only two people were able to behold the sight.  The pressure of living up to the bar you set is a lot.  Couple that with what will most probably be multiple boat partners, part-time captaining, full-time camp feeding, part-time Gin rationing, part-time alarm clock for Aaron, part-time motor instructor so Uncle Bob doesn't have to paddle back from the minnow traps.  Whew...the camp directors think they have a lot to deal with?  How am I supposed to repeat the performance from 2011 with all that going on.  I will give it my best shot and my name will be in the discussion at some point during the week but it just seems like a lot to expect that type of repeat performance.  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha....you are all a bunch of suckers.  Of course I am going to win.  I actually feel a little bit bad for you and the disadvantage you start off with.  Hell, I feel a little bit bad for myself taking the award away from Senior Citizens, family and the occasional cripple.  But I am going to do it anyway and the way I figure it, there is only one person in my way.  We'll see who that is.

Group at the Chutes?

I was so busy at the meeting trying to make sure Trent didn't screw anything up I don't remember what Richard said.  Is there a group at the Chutes the week before us?  I know we can't fly-in until Saturday but I am thinking that is because there is a group at Pine Lake.  Anyone remember?

These spotlights were constructed with surgical precision...

Andy is really trying to cut into my accuracy on these predictions. (the surgery puns just keep coming). I am wondering if he is trying to cast (whoa, a double. Fishing and broken bone) a shadow on the whole thing. I will try and stitch the rest of these together as best I can. Andy, good luck tomorrow and heal quickly. Your dad is counting on you for that anchor.

Troy...I won't lie. This incident is going to wreak havoc on your chances for FOTW.

Angler Spotlight - Rick B.

From here on out is what I like to call...The meaty part of the bone.  Sure I spent time writing the other reviews but here is where it starts to get fo' real.  I sat here this morning (sure I could have been doing something productive) thinking about the last time Rick and I were in camp together.  I don't know what the answer is.  I think it has been 11 years.  I wasn't there last year so this review is mostly based on a previous millennium.  Rick does three things extremely well.  1.  Consistently drinks the amount of beer he is allotted at the meeting and will never shy away from helping others.  Pure. Selflessness.   2.  Stumbles upon big fish - Big Walleye, Big Pike...doesn't matter.  He always seems to find a couple.  3.  Throws tantrums like none other upon missing a strike.  He also gets more strikes than anyone else in camp because he will slap that rod on the water on average every 23. 4 seconds.  We can't change #1.  And lets be honest, who would want to?  If it weren't for that we would all have missed out on Rick, Sr. berating a barely coherent Rick, Jr. in Elsas.  Good times.  If he can continue #2 and limit #3, Rick is a serious contender for FOTW.  The real hurdle is going to come from the smack talk that could come from the front of his boat.  There is a real possibility that at the first rod smack on the water that Hunter could get up in his kitchen and do some cookin'.  Actually, I think it might be fun to list in the comments the one liners Hunter could use after the infamous slap of the water and cussing.  If Rick stays focused, he will be in the conversation.  If he let's Hunter get to him (and Hunter, I think you should try) it could be a long week in that boat.

So I will start with an example,   Rick feels a bump, sets the hook and comes up empty. (probably due to using 1/4 oz jigs.)  Rick smacks the water, drops a couple of F-bombs.  Then Hunter, from the front of the boat with out stopping what he is doing says "maybe you just don't have it anymore."

(insert descriptive word here) Spotlight - Larry D.

I don't even know what to write.  Is there anything that hasn't been said before?  Larry will sit in his boat seat, a boat seat I have never seen him get out of by the way, and pitch that Erie Dearie out with a ker-thump as it hits the water.  He'll reel it back in and every once in a while he will have a big pike on the end.  He seems to catch a lot of big pike but I don't know I have ever seen him fish for them.  Which tells me he doesn't have a clue what he is doing.  If he spent as much time figuring out how catch fish as he has perfecting the art of pissing a person off, he'd be the favorite every year.  Yet he isn't.  Strange.  He will get to camp first, have his boat all set up and ready to go fishing by the time we get to camp and it still won't help.  He will win a pike pot or two but there is no real danger of Larry winning FOTW.  I'll bet he'll have some recommendations for fixing Andy's finger though. As well as tell 13 strangers on the way to Canada lies about how Andy hurt his finger.  Each of them will end with ...and boy was he pissed.

4 weeks...

Well we are officially under 30 days. The next two weeks will fly by and then things will seem to take forever. The Everett's are back from Disney, Mudslinger leaves in a week for Rays, Fishfinder is on the mend...we are finally within sight. I am thinking a new portable fish finder might be in order for fathers day.

Angler Spotlight - Andy C.

It seems like every time I have gone to write one of these and figure out who was next, Andy seemed to cross my mind.  It seems like just yesterday he got screwed out of his first trip to the Chutes and had to stay at Pine Lake.  But alas, he is now a wily veteran.  He is actually kind of a throwback to the good ole days of sitting in the fish market with your feet up and dropping a minnow over the side of the boat and waiting for the magic to happen.  He is getting older and bigger now.  It is about the time he stops dreading pulling the anchor up, doesn't mind trolling as much, and starts to believe in the power of the jig.  I am not ready to make him the odds on favorite for fisherman of the week yet but beware, he will be near the top of my confidence list.  His success will really be determined by how far he makes it into the week before going into vacation mode.  If you pull up to Troy's boat on Monday and you only see the bottom of Andy's shoes then please, by all means, discount this notion, but if it is Wednesday, and Andy is still frothing up the water, look out.  So there it is, the first person with any outside chance at FOTW.  There are a few more to come...maybe even one from the same boat.

EDIT:  BREAKING NEWS....BREAKING NEWS.....(See what I did there?)  Vegas just pulled the odds for Andy off the board.  I have it from a quality unnamed source (Troy), that an injury occurred during a sports camp.  Initial reports are a broken finger.  Until word breaks with regard to which hand the broken finger is on, the severity of the break and just how his mentality is affected, please read the initial spotlight with some reservation.  Thank you and I apologize for any misinformation.

Angler Spotlight - Aaron H.

When I started thinking about this trip, I was fully prepared to make Aaron or Bernie the odds on favorite for FOTW.  Then the meeting happened and I learned Bernie is not making the trip. Some quick, camper math told me Aaron was most likely fishing with Larry.  Thusly, the days of him being the favorite ended.  Fishing with Larry brings a whole new set of challenges that will be very difficult to overcome.  If the most recent Erie trip is any indication, they will fish about 2 1/2 hours each day and call it quits.  Aaron will get tired of using the bad end of the worm, taking Larry's fish off the hook, hooking the umbrella, not to mention, who is Captaining that vessel?  I have written off the possibilities of FOTW for Aaron.  Heck at this point, I just hope he comes back next year.    Aaron always seems to catch decent sized fish show I can't discount the fact he will have some fish pot money at the end of the week, but fishing with Larry seems like a lot to deal with to keep it at a consistent enough level for FOTW.  Good luck, Aaron.  I think I speak for the camp when I say, you are in our thoughts and prayers.

5 weeks

I got new socks.  Time to set the old ones aside and thus, the Canada pile begins.  I have also been instructed on what shirts not to bring home with me.  I agree with some of the choices, others will make the next trip as well.

Trent, who has been noticeably absent from this blog, has a trip coming up in a couple of weeks.  That report should be a good one.

5 weeks, boys.  

Angler Spotlight - Theron E.

This marks Theron's third trip to the Chutes and he has now been to Disney more often than Canada.  That ratio needs to change.   Anyway....Is this the year the follies stop? Because this is about the time they start being remembered and will win you WTF award pretty quickly.  In his first trip he tossed two pair of pliers into the river...in the same spot in the river...on separate days.  In his second trip (grab some coffee, this is quite a list), he cut a pot winning fish in half to make two 13 inchers.  He broke 3 rods, buried a hook in his hand, and lost a net overboard (without knowing it...Bernie found it on a beaver hut).  I guess here is to hoping his second year of boat captaining comes with less hiccups than the first.  To his credit, his first year of boat captaining also brought in some nice fish and anyone who has ever done that for the first time knows there is a learning curve.  He knows what he is doing now but I think the energy it will take to keep everything in the boat keeps him from being in the running for fisherman of the week.  He will win a pot or two and whomever his boat partner is for the day will not go fishless but I think this is the year Theron really concentrates on making the week in the boat uneventful.  That takes a lot of focus off the fishing. 

A quick update....

Don't worry about the tractor...AC and I are just going to run everything up the hill. After that warrior dash on Saturday, nothing can be as bad. Although, neither of us will be able to climb in a boat the rest of the week but the stuff will be up the hill.

Secret bait arrived safe and sound. I put them in our fire proof box.

We are officially into the month of June and this trip just keeps getting closer and closer...fishfinder has been on an ordering spree, the Everett boys left for Disney today so they can get that trip out of the way to focus on Canada.

Next up for the Angler Spotlight.....Theron Everett.

Angler Spotlight - Hunter B.

This year marks Hunter's second to the Chutes and he is with a guy that knows all the spots, and could put him on the fish.  He has obviously had a pole in his hands before and seems willing to run to the cooler and back without too much hassle.  Let me tell you why he isn't going to win fisherman of the week.  Do you know who his teacher was this year?  Trent.  Do you know who he lost a bet to this year?  Trent.  Hunter will spend so much time making sandwiches, icing down coolers, filling up gas tanks, bailing out boats, filling up minnow buckets, etc., how will he be able to focus on fishing? He will be a reason the camp directors are able to make this such an enjoyable trip for everyone.  They won't have to do anything in their boat.  Hunter will have a couple lunchtime pot winners but in the end, if any of you win a fish pot, some of that money is bound to be Hunter's.

6 weeks...

6 weeks and we will be on the road.  Put down your computers fellas, the secret lure for 2013 has been ordered.  I am thinking about putting it in a safety deposit box until the day before the trip.  Hunter, your angler review should be out in the next day or two.  Until then fellas, might want to start some inventory.

Angler Spotlight - Connor E.

This marks Connor's second trip north.  He knows about pulling the anchor rope, he knows how to relax, but does he remember how to fish?  Can he leave the Connor groupies behind electronically for the entire week?  Connor had a pretty good rookie year in 2011 with a 20+ walleye (enter proverbial Trent dig here), and 30+ inch pike.  Now he is looking to build upon that by upping the stakes.  He will spend some time with Grandpa (this won't help his chances), and his uncles.  If he takes advantage of the time spent with his uncles, he could see some money coming his way this year.  Fisherman of the Week seems out of reach for a guy entering his sophomore year of veterancy but with the experience he will have at the helm of his various boats, anything is possible.  Keep an eye on him....It is the quiet ones you need to watch out for.  God knows they will be few and far between on this trip.

Troy's post from 2009

This only had one response in 2009 and that is a tragedy.  I think it is time to revisit it.

Some of my Favorite Things

Here are some of my favorite parts of our yearly trip.

-Hearing Dad's diesel fire up when it's time to pull out of the driveway.
-A hot hamburg at the upper deck.
-The drive from the boarder to Wawa.
-Getting off the plane at the Pines and giving Rodney a hard time.
-The boat ride to the chutes. (this is my favorite time of the whole year)
-Seeing some of the familiar scenery on every turn of the river for the first time of the year.
-Coming around the last turn and getting the first look at the Chutes.
-The feel of a hook set.

 Walleye Killer comment

The smell of a crisp morning stepping outside the cabin is one thing that is burned into my memory. I smelled that smell one morning when left my hotel in Seattle.

The glassy river as you leave the trappers cabin and make your way to the fish market.

The sound of a loon along with the water splashing up on the side of the aluminum boat.

"There's one"

The sound of the screen door slamming shut on the back cabin.

The smell of a pic burning.

We may need another meeting....

We might not need to leave until 6:35.  Starting July 1st.  The stretch of I-77 between New Phila and Canton is going to be 70 mph.

Also, we may not need to take the whole 800 dollars as the exchange rate has moved on up to $1.04.

This trip just got faster and cheaper.

Angler Reviews.....

Only a month and a half left before the trip and we have a big group this year (sans Big Fish apparently).  Time to get working on these Angler reviews.  I will take time during my busy conference call schedule to get these done.  I will work from the most rookie to the most veteran as best I can remember.  Please note, the order of these reviews are not at all based on ascending order of fishing ability.  You will be able to tell this because Trent and Bob will be the last two to be written.  To be honest, I already have Trent's written in my head.

We will start with the only first timer on this year's trip....

Will E.

Will will (I have always wanted to type that) have the same thing going for him that every other rookie that ever attended this trip has; The Rookie Fortune.  They always catch at least one big fish.  His captain has a year of boat captain under his belt so he should be in better shape than Connor was on his first trip.  He shouldn't have to deal with broken rods, fish being cut in half by the prop, and so on.  I was present for his first spinning reel lesson and if that is any indication, Will is going to have a good week.  Connor caught a walleye in his first 10 minutes with a line wet so he will have some pretty big shoes to fill.  I have no doubt Will will (twice!) win at least one fish pot this week and there is almost a 100% chance of him winning Rookie of the Year.  The experience of learning to prepare a mixed drink will almost be as valuable as the fishing experience he gets.  He may not end up winning fisherman of the week but he will contend for fish pots on a daily basis.  Welcome Will, to a trip I hope you look forward to year after year the same way I do.

Planning Meeting

Thanks to Camp Director and Shirley for hosting another productive Camp Planning Meeting.

New Stuff...

Added some new photos to the Slideshow.  If anyone has any they particularly like (like Larry laying in the reeds at the lower landing), send them to me and I'll get them loaded.

Tour of the Camp for Will

7 Weeks....

Seven Weeks, people.  Time to start that prep.  I am putting together odds on favorite to win FOTW this year.  Any guesses who will be at the top?

Is this in front of the family kitchen???

Tricky

The Northern Lights Motel has a tricky little parking lot these days thanks to a serious flood last October. Check out the photos here: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/in-photos-storm-destruction-near-wawa-ont/article4710264/

16 days...

I am 16 days tobacco free. My load will be about 1lb lighter this year.

For The Younger, Young Guys...

If you want any tips or hints on catching big fish, I am here to help.  Sure, you can get information from other people on this trip but you should probably go to the source of the person who has the biggest fish on record of all the people on this trip.  It was 31 inches.  On a jig.  It went under the anchor rope twice.  Fishfinder passed on the first opportunity to net the fish.  It was a display of angling experience and knowledge.  Some people require six hooks to catch a 29.5 inch fish.  I just used the one.  Let me know if you need any instruction.  Just here to help.

Walleye Killer

8 weeks...

Has the boat seat age limit been lowered from 60 to almost 40 yet?

$60.96...

For an Outdoors Card renewal and to fish for 8 days. A steal at twice the price but don't tell that to the MNR. It will be twice the price next year.